i have somehow developed a micro-cosmic attachment to this man. don't worry. the feeling's mutual. what the?? HA. i heart all over his mom's face. take that clown.
now i'm not quite sure how to discuss last night without totally a) upsetting people b) being not-so-nice-and-that's-not-like-me or c) oh i dunno but there probably should be a c
ok.
you want a list? sure you do. my brain can't really form very long sentences right now anyway. ok here goes. to all my 'friends' [;)] that convinced me this was a good idea? a nice little experiment? healthy? NIET. reasons why:
* 9th and a
that's all i'm going to say. 9th and a. i don't know the address. i do not have the address. no no no. it's 9th and a. the first test = failed. NIET.
* jameson. and vodka. and beer.
if you do not like at least one of the above - NIET.
* if you wanted to interview me you shoulda asked. i am not applying for whatever job you're offering anyway. NIET.
* hi. word of warning. i am tall. like monster sized tall. if you cannot control your staring and your head actually moving up and down as you take a look....NIET
* if you can't believe in dreams but settle for what's 'realistic' - NIET
and one final and very poignant reason. and my personal favorite:
* i'm not so sure i'm into confused bisexual go-go dancing police officers. but hey you never know, right? NIET.
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